Now I have seen plenty of graphic artwork on what American’s think of the world. It’s funny how the average American makes a caricature of the rest of the world in his or her mind. Of course, can we Indians be far behind? So people, this is how the average Indian views the rest of you: (CLICK TO EXPAND)
So this is what we Indians think of the world:
India: We are number 1 at thinking we are number 1!
Africa: Poorer than us. Phew.
Australia: Cricketers and racists, mate!
Bangladesh: Illegal immigrants come from here.
Brazil: The team we support once every 4 years in the FIFA world cup.
Canada: Punjabis go here.
China: Who the Communist Party of India really work for. Plus they make cheap and worthless goods. And the government decides for the people when to pee and where to sleep.
Dubai: We think it’s a country. We shop here. And jobs.
Great Britain: They took our wealth. But are crappy at cricket. So hah! We win.
Japan: Where Raj Kapoor buys his shoes from.
Nepal: India’s 29th state.
Pakistan: Where terrorists come from. Plus, they have some hot chicks and gay musicians.
Russia: Our cool weapons are made here.
Saudi Arabia: Sheiks and oil here. America wants the latter. Not so sure about the former.
South Africa: Gandhi lived here. Plus cricket. IPL to be precise.
South East Asia (Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand): Shopping.
Sri Lanka: Tiny as shit, but play great cricket. Our PM assaulted here. Tea. Ravana was here.
Switzerland: Shah Rukh Khan dances around trees here.
USA: They think they rule the world, make crappy cars, and export jobs.
West and Middle Asia (Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq): America fights wars here. Some really pissed off people live here.
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What comes to your mind when you think of India? (This site believes in the freedom of speech. Bring it on! Of course, swear words will be starred out and not appreciated).
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